Yes, it is plural in the Shop, but once I figure out why FTP hates me, the grammatical changes will fix it...
The Item itself works. What it does, most of you already know, so keep the secret of its power to yourselves,

. The PM title still shows a comma (I'm not entirely sure why, though I think I
might, and stressing the word might, be able to fix it). The message also states the user's ID, rather than name. That should take only a little trouble to fix (hopefully).
At any rate, enjoy! Thanks go to Marcus for making it!