It is hereby the right of every new Member to these Forums to post a topic in this thread wherein they may brag about their newness (in a manner of speaking).
Quick Rules that newbies should know:
1) Don't double post. This means posting more than once in succession without another person posting in between the two posts.
2) Don't spam. This includes double posting, making posts with no actual content (ie, "yay", "good job", etc), and off topic posts.
3) Mods, Supermods, and Admins (the people with colorful names in the "online users" at the bottom of the main index) are all willing to help you, but please do not overflow their inboxes with PMs (Private Messages). You should find a nice person that welcomes you when you make your "I'm new" topic in this Forum, and they are likely to be able to answer simple questions you have.
Note: Threads created in this Forum (aside from this one) will be locked within four days of their creation. That should be more than enough time for a new Member to enjoy their newness.