If you had a warning label, what would it be?

Warning contents under pressure. Keep clear!
Violaters will be insulted!

Warning: Do not judge on short height and Asian cuteness alone.

Violaters will be kicked in the ass.

Warning: Engineer
Parental Advisory: Explicit words.

Warning: Noise Hazard!
Please wear ear-plugs for your safety!

Warning: Prone to raging.

Warning, contains alcohol.

Warning: Creature may bite.

Warning: Excessive profanity and sexual content

Warning: Keep Out of Direct Sunlight

Warning: Video games are my favorite video games

Warning: No tienes idea de qué mierda significa el mensaje que acabas de leer, pequeño demonio.

For me in real life, it would be this sign: Clicky
For my current Minecraft skin, it would be: Clicky
And here's one I saw that I liked: Clicky

Caution: Highly likely that is a bandito.

Warning: Several people in here understand Spanish.

Warning: No one pays attention anyway =(

I'e never heard of the word bandito though... does that actually exist? Bandido means thief, but bandito... odd :X

English word pun with bandido and bandit.

Sounds annoying to be honest D: