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Events
* 44 BC Julius Caesar, Dictator of the Roman Republic, is stabbed to death by Marcus Junius Brutus, Gaius Cassius Longinus, Decimus Junius Brutus and several other Roman senators on the Ides of March.
* 221 Liu Bei, a Chinese warlord and member of the Han royal house, declares himself emperor of Shu-Han and claims his legitimate succession to the Han Dynasty.
* 351 Constantius II elevates his cousin Gallus to Caesar, and puts him in charge of the Eastern part of the Roman Empire.
* 933 After a ten-year truce, German King Henry I defeats a Hungarian army at the Battle of Riade near the Unstrut river.
* 1311 Battle of Halmyros: The Catalan Company defeats Walter V of Brienne to take control of the Duchy of Athens, a Crusader state in Greece.
* 1493 Christopher Columbus returns to Spain after his first trip to the Americas.
* 1514 Jodocus Badius Ascensius publishes Christiern Pedersen's Latin version of Saxos Gesta Danorum, the oldest known version of that work.
* 1545 First meeting of the Council of Trent.
* 1564 Mughal Emperor Akbar abolishes jizya (per capita tax) .
* 1672 Charles II of England issues the Royal Declaration of Indulgence.
* 1776 South Carolina becomes the first American colony to declare its independence from Great Britain and set up its own government.
* 1781 American Revolutionary War: Battle of Guilford Courthouse Near present-day Greensboro, North Carolina, 1,900 British troops under General Charles Cornwallis defeat an American force numbering 4,400.
* 1783 In an emotional speech in Newburgh, New York, George Washington asks his officers not to support the Newburgh Conspiracy. The plea is successful and the threatened coup d'ιtat never takes place.
* 1820 Maine becomes the 23rd U.S. state.
* 1848 A revolution breaks out in Hungary. The Habsburg rulers are compelled to meet the demands of the Reform party.
* 1877 The first Test cricket match begins between England and Australia.
* 1906 Rolls-Royce Limited is incorporated.
* 1916 President Woodrow Wilson sends 12,000 United States troops over the U.S.-Mexico border to pursue Pancho Villa.
* 1917 Czar Nicholas II of Russia abdicates the Russian throne and his brother the Grand Duke becomes Tsar.
* 1922 After Egypt gains nominal independence from the United Kingdom, Fuad I becomes King of Egypt.
* 1926 The dictator Theodoros Pangalos is elected President of Greece without opposition.
* 1931 SS Viking explodes off Newfoundland, killing 27 of the 147 on board.
* 1933 Austrian Chancellor Engelbert Dollfuss keeps members of the National Council from convening, starting the austrofascist dictatorship.
* 1939 World War II: German troops occupy the remaining part of Bohemia and Moravia; Czechoslovakia ceases to exist.
* 1943 World War II: Third Battle of Kharkov the Germans retake the city of Kharkov from the Soviet armies in bitter street fighting.
* 1952 In Cilaos, Rιunion, 1870 mm (73 inches) of rain falls in one day, setting a new world record.
* 1961 South Africa withdraws from the Commonwealth of Nations.
* 1965 President Lyndon B. Johnson, responding to the Selma crisis, tells U.S. Congress "We shall overcome" while advocating the Voting Rights Act.
* 1985 The first Internet domain name is registered (symbolics.com).
* 1989 The United States Department of Veterans Affairs is established.
* 1990 Iraq hangs British journalist Farzad Bazoft for spying.
* 1990 Mikhail Gorbachev is elected as the first executive president of the Soviet Union.
Births
* 938 Romanos II, Byzantine emperor (d. 963)
* 1275 Margaret of England (12751333), English princess (d. 1333)
* 1455 Pietro Accolti, Italian Catholic cardinal (d. 1532)
* 1493 Anne de Montmorency, Constable of France (d. 1567)
* 1591 Alexandre de Rhodes, French Jesuit missionary (d. 1660)
* 1638 Shunzhi Emperor of China (d. 1661)
* 1666 George Bδhr, German architect (d. 1738)
* 1684 Francesco Durante, Italian composer (d. 1755)
* 1713 Nicolas Louis de Lacaille, French astronomer (d. 1762)
* 1767 Andrew Jackson, 7th President of the United States (d. 1845)
* 1771 Robert Hett Chapman, American Presbyterian minister and president of the University of North Carolina (d. 1833)
* 1779 Lord Melbourne, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, (d. 1848)
* 1790 Ludwig Immanuel Magnus, German mathematician (d. 1861)
* 1791 Charles Knight, English publisher (d. 1873)
* 1809 Karl Josef von Hefele, German theologian (d. 1893)
* 1809 Joseph Jenkins Roberts, first President of Liberia (d. 1876)
* 1813 John Snow, English epidemiologist (d. 1858)
* 1818 Mariano Αlvarez, Filipino general (d. 1924)
* 1821 Eduard Heine, German mathematician (d. 1881)
* 1821 Johann Josef Loschmidt, Austrian scientist (d. 1895)
* 1821 William Milligan, Scottish theologian (d. 1892)
* 1824 Jules Chevalier, French priest (d. 1907)
* 1830 Paul Heyse, German writer, Nobel laureate (d. 1914)
* 1830 Ιlisιe Reclus, French geographer (d. 1905)
* 1831 Daniel Comboni, Italian missionary (d. 1881)
* 1835 John Henrie Kagi, American abolitionist (d. 1859)
* 1835 Eduard Strauss, Austrian composer (d. 1916)
* 1838 Karl Davydov, Russian cellist (d. 1889)
* 1851 William Mitchell Ramsay, Scottish archaeologist (d. 1939)
* 1852 Augusta, Lady Gregory, Anglo-Irish dramatist (d. 1932)
* 1854 Emil Adolf von Behring, German physician, Nobel laureate (d. 1917)
* 1864 Johan Halvorsen, Norwegian composer (d. 1935)
* 1866 Matthew Charlton, Australian politician (d. 1948)
* 1866 Johan Vaaler, Norwegian inventor (d. 1910)
* 1867 Lionel Johnson, British poet (d. 1902)
* 1868 Grace Chisholm Young, English mathematician (d. 1944)
* 1869 Stanisław Wojciechowski, President of Poland (d. 1953)
* 1874 Eugθne Fiset, Lieutenant Governor of Quebec (d. 1951)
* 1882 Jim Lightbody, American runner (d. 1953)
* 1884 Angelos Sikelianos, Greek poet and playwright (d. 1951)
* 1887 Marjorie Merriweather Post, American entrepreneur (d. 1973)
* 1890 Boris Nikolaevich Delaunay, Russian mathematician (d. 1980)
* 1892 James Basevi Ord, US army officer (d. 1938)
* 1897 Jackson Scholz, American runner (d. 1986)
* 1899 George Brent, American film actor (d. 1979)
* 1904 Yu Gwan-sun, Korean independence fighter (d. 1920)
* 1905 Berthold von Stauffenberg, German lawyer and Nazi opponent (d. 1944)
* 1907 Zarah Leander, Swedish actress and singer (d. 1981)
* 1910 Nick Stewart, American actor (d. 2000)
* 1912 Louis Paul Boon, Flemish journalist and novelist (d. 1979)
* 1912 Lightnin' Hopkins, American musician (d. 1982)
* 1913 Macdonald Carey, American actor (d. 1994)
* 1913 Jack Fairman, British racing driver (d. 2002)
* 1914 Aniello Dellacroce, American gangster (d. 1985)
* 1915 Joe E. Ross, American actor and comedian (d. 1982)
* 1915 Caterina Boratto, Italian film actress (d. 2010)
* 1916 Fadil Hoxha, Yugoslav politician (d. 2001)
* 1916 Harry James, American musician and band leader (d. 1983)
* 1916 Frank Coghlan Jr, American actor (d. 2009)
* 1918 Richard Ellmann, American biographer (d. 1987)
* 1918 Punch Imlach, Canadian hockey coach and general manager (d. 1987)
* 1919 Lawrence Tierney, American actor (d. 2002)
* 1920 Lawrence Sanders, American novelist (d. 1998)
* 1920 E. Donnall Thomas, American physician, Nobel laureate
* 1921 Madelyn Pugh, American television writer
* 1921 Stafford Smythe, Canadian hockey executive (d. 1971)
* 1923 Charles Wheeler, British journalist (d. 2008)
* 1924 Walter Gotell, German actor (d. 1997)
* 1925 Bert Bolin, Swedish meteorologist (d. 2007)
* 1926 Norm Van Brocklin, American football player (d. 1983)
* 1926 Ben Johnston, American composer
* 1927 Stanisław Kania, Polish politician
* 1927 Christian Marquand, French actor and director (d. 2000)
* 1927 Carl Smith, American singer (d. 2010)
* 1929 Cecil Taylor, American jazz pianist
* 1930 Zhores Ivanovich Alferov, Russian physicist, Nobel laureate
* 1930 Kostas Nestoridis, Greek footballer
* 1932 Alan Bean, American astronaut
* 1933 Ruth Bader Ginsburg, American jurist
* 1933 Philippe de Broca, French film director (d. 2004)
* 1934 Aldo Giorgini, Italian artist
* 1934 Richard Layard, Baron Layard, British economist
* 1934 Kanshi Ram, Indian dalit leader
* 1935 Judd Hirsch, American actor
* 1935 Jimmy Swaggart, American televangelist
* 1936 David Andrews, Irish politician
* 1936 Howard Greenfield, American songwriter (d. 1986)
* 1939 David Eisenberg, American biochemist
* 1939 Ted Kaufman, American politician
* 1939 Julie Tullis, British climber (d. 1986)
* 1939 Jack Whyte, Scottish-Canadian author
* 1940 Frank Dobson, British politician
* 1940 Margo Coleman, American advice columnist
* 1940 Phil Lesh, American musician (Grateful Dead)
* 1940 Mel Phillips, American radio programmer
* 1941 Mike Love, American musician (The Beach Boys)
* 1943 David Cronenberg, Canadian film director
* 1944 Chi Cheng, Taiwanese athlete and politician
* 1944 Jacques Doillon, French film director
* 1944 Sly Stone, American musician
* 1945 A. K. Faezul Huq, Bengali lawyer and politician (d. 2007)
* 1945 Mark J. Green, American public official
* 1946 Bobby Bonds, American baseball player (d. 2003)
* 1946 Masaharu Satō, Japanese seiyū
* 1946 Howard E. Scott, American musician (War)
* 1947 Ry Cooder, American guitarist
* 1947 Gino Ferrin, German footballer
* 1947 Juraj Kukura, Slovak actor
* 1948 Kate Bornstein, American author
* 1948 Sιrgio Vieira de Mello, Brazilian diplomat (d. 2003)
* 1950 Jψrgen Olsen, Danish singer
* 1952 Howard Koh, American state government official
* 1953 Kostas Bigalis, Greek singer and songwriter
* 1953 Richard Bruton, Irish politician
* 1954 Massimo Bubola, Italian singer-songwriter
* 1954 Craig Wasson, American actor
* 1954 Bob Budiansky, American comic book writer, illustrator, and editor
* 1955 Dee Snider, American singer (Twisted Sister)
* 1956 Clay Matthews, American football player
* 1957 Vνctor Muρoz, Spanish football manager
* 1957 Joaquim de Almeida, Portuguese-American actor
* 1957 Park Overall, American actress
* 1957 David Silverman, American animator
* 1959 Harold Baines, American baseball player
* 1959 Renny Harlin, Finnish film director
* 1959 Lisa Holton, American writer
* 1960 Marco Pennette, American television producer
* 1960 Chris Sanders, American animator and director
* 1961 Terry Cummings, American basketball player
* 1961 Craig Ludwig, American ice hockey player
* 1961 Fabio Lanzoni, Italian model
* 1962 Jimmy Baio, American actor
* 1962 Terence Trent D'Arby, American singer
* 1963 Bret Michaels, American musician (Poison)
* 1964 Davide Pinato, Italian footballer
* 1967 Naoko Takeuchi, Japanese artist
* 1968 Kahimi Karie, Japanese singer
* 1968 Mark McGrath, American musician (Sugar Ray)
* 1968 Terje Riis-Johansen, Norwegian politician
* 1968 Sabrina Salerno, Italian singer
* 1968 Jon Schaffer, American guitarist (Iced Earth)
* 1969 Rona Ambrose, Canadian politician
* 1969 Gianluca Festa, Italian footballer
* 1969 Timo Kotipelto, Finnish musician
* 1969 Apollo Papathanasio, Swedish vocalist
* 1969 Kim Raver, American actress
* 1969 Yutaka Take, Japanese jockey
* 1970 Derek Parra, American speed skater
* 1971 Penny Lancaster, English model
* 1971 Joanne Wise, English long jumper
* 1972 Mark Hoppus, American musician (+44 and blink-182)
* 1972 Mike Tomlin, American football coach
* 1973 Lee Jung-jae, South Korean actor & model
* 1973 Boris Durdevic, Croatian musician
* 1974 Robert Fick, American baseball player
* 1975 Eva Longoria, American actress
* 1975 Veselin Topalov, Bulgarian chess player
* 1975 Darcy Tucker, Canadian hockey player
* 1975 Will.i.am, American musician
* 1976 Katherine Brooks, American television director
* 1976 Cara Pifko, Canadian actress
* 1977 Adrian Burnside, Australian baseball player
* 1977 Joe Hahn, American musician (Linkin Park)
* 1977 Brian Tee, American actor
* 1978 Takeru Kobayashi, Japanese competitive eater
* 1979 Kevin Youkilis, American baseball player
* 1980 Freddie Bynum, American baseball player
* 1981 Mikael Forssell, Finnish footballer
* 1981 Veronica Maggio, Swedish singer
* 1981 Young Buck, American rapper
* 1982 Jordan Hastings, Canadian drummer (Alexisonfire)
* 1982 Rafael Pιrez, Dominican baseball player
* 1982 Emily Tyndall, American actress
* 1983 Sean Biggerstaff, Scottish actor
* 1983 Daryl Murphy, Irish footballer
* 1984 Badradine Belloumou, French-born football player
* 1984 Juninho, Brazilian footballer
* 1984 Kostas Vasileiadis, Greek basketball player
* 1985 Eva Amurri, American actress
* 1985 Antti Autti, Finnish snowboarder
* 1985 James MacLurcan, Australian actor
* 1985 Tom Chilton, British racing driver
* 1985 Kellan Lutz, American model and actor
* 1985 Curtis Davies, English footballer
* 1986 Adrianne Leon, American singer-songwriter and actress
* 1987 Taiwan Brown, American video jockey
* 1988 Chris Lent, American drummer and keyboardist
* 1989 Bryce Gibbs, Australian rules footballer
* 1989 Caitlin Wachs, American actress
* 1990 Siobhan Magnus, American singer
* 1991 Kii Kitano, Japanese actress
Deaths
* 44 BC Julius Caesar (b. 100 BC)
* 220 Cao Cao, King of Wei (b. 155)
* 493 Odoacer, King of Italy (b. 435)
* 1145 Pope Lucius II
* 1311 Walter V of Brienne, Duke of Athens
* 1416 John, Duke of Berry, son of John II of France (b. 1340)
* 1536 Pargalı İbrahim Pasha, Grand Vizier under Suleiman the Magnificent
* 1575 Annibale Padovano, Italian composer (b. 1527)
* 1644 Louise Juliana of Nassau, Regent of Bohemia (b. 1576)
* 1670 John Davenport, Connecticut pioneer (b. 1597)
* 1673 Salvator Rosa, Italian painter and poet (b. 1615)
* 1701 Jean Renaud de Segrais, French writer (b. 1624)
* 1711 Eusebio Kino, Italian Catholic missionary (b. 1645)
* 1820 Clemens Maria Hofbauer, patron saint of Vienna (b. 1751)
* 1842 Luigi Cherubini, Italian composer (b. 1760)
* 1849 Giuseppe Caspar Mezzofanti, Italian cardinal and linguist (b. 1774)
* 1891 Thιodore de Banville, French writer (b. 1823)
* 1891 Joseph Bazalgette, English civil engineer (b. 1819)
* 1898 Henry Bessemer, English metallurgist (b. 1813)
* 1937 H. P. Lovecraft, American writer (b. 1890)
* 1941 Alexej von Jawlensky, Russian painter (b. 1864)
* 1951 John S. Paraskevopoulos, Greek-born astronomer (b. 1889)
* 1957 Ernst Nobs, Swiss Federal Councilor (b. 1886)
* 1959 Lester Young, American musician (b. 1909)
* 1962 Arthur Compton, American physicist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1892)
* 1966 Abe Saperstein, American basketball executive (b. 1902)
* 1969 Miles Malleson, British actor and dramatist (b. 1888)
* 1969 Musashiyama Takeshi, Japanese sumo wrestler, the 33rd Yokozuna (b. 1909)
* 1970 Tarjei Vesaas, Norwegian writer (b. 1897)
* 1971 Jean-Pierre Monserι, Belgian cyclist (b. 1948)
* 1972 Aleksandr Ivanovich Laktionov, Russian painter (b. 1910)
* 1975 Aristotle Onassis, Greek shipping magnate (b. 1900)
* 1977 Antonino Rocca, Argentine professional wrestler (b. 1927)
* 1977 Hubert Aquin, Quebec novelist, political activist and editor (b. 1929)
* 1981 Renι Clair, French film director (b. 1898)
* 1983 Rebecca West, English writer (b. 1892)
* 1983 Coloman Braun-Bogdan, Romanian football midfielder and manager (b. 1905)
* 1985 Radha Krishna Choudhary, Indian historian and writer (b. 1921)
* 1988 Dmitri Polyakov, Soviet double-agent (b. 1926)
* 1989 Muhammad Jameel Didi, Maldivian poet (b. 1915)
* 1989 Valerie Quennessen, French actress (b. 1957)
* 1990 Farzad Bazoft, Iranian-born journalist (b. 1958)
* 1990 Tom Harmon, American football player and broadcaster (b. 1919)
* 1991 Bud Freeman, American jazz musician (b. 1906)
* 1997 Gail Davis, American actress (b. 1925)
* 1997 Victor Vasarely, Hungarian painter (b. 1906)
* 1998 Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician and writer (b. 1903)
* 2001 Ann Sothern, American actress (b. 1909)
* 2003 Dame Thora Hird, British actress (b. 1911)
* 2003 Paul Stojanovich, Reality TV pioneer (b. 1956)
* 2004 Sir William Pickering, New Zealand-born space scientist (b. 1910)
* 2004 John Pople, English chemist, Nobel Prize laureate (b. 1925)
* 2005 Bob Bellear, Australian judge (b. 1944)
* 2005 Shoji Nishio, Japanese martial artist (b. 1927)
* 2006 George Rallis, Prime Minister of Greece (b. 1918)
* 2006 Red Storey, Canadian football player and hockey referee (b. 1918)
* 2007 Charles Harrelson, American hitman and father of Woody Harrelson (b. 1938)
* 2007 Bowie Kuhn, American commissioner of baseball (b. 1926)
* 2007 Stuart Rosenberg, American film and television director (b. 1927)
* 2008 Mikey Dread, Jamaican singer (b. 1954)
* 2008 Vytautas Kernagis, Lithuanian singer, TV shows announcer (b. 1951)
* 2008 Ken Reardon, Canadian ice hockey player (b. 1921)
* 2009 Ron Silver, American actor (b. 1946)
Holidays and observances
* Christian Feast Day:
o Clemens Maria Hofbauer
o Leocritia
o Louise de Marillac
o Raymond of Fitero
* Constitution Day (Belarus)
* Earliest day on which Palm Sunday can fall, while April 18 is the latest; celebrated on the sixth Sunday of Lent. (Christianity)
* International Day Against Police Brutality (International)
* Ides of March (Roman Empire)
* Hōnen Matsuri (Japan)
* National holiday, celebrating the Revolutions of 1848 (Hungary)
* World Consumer Rights Day (International)
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